Saturday, April 26, 2008

Its Saturday Night

Its Saturday night and i'm staying

Gosh why nobody told me that blogs were so easy to write all this while!!!wtf wtf wtf!!

Friday, April 25, 2008

Just too good to be true Girl of the month (April)

Okay its about time i continued with something that actually got me writing a blog at the first place.

Something that we could just glance through together and comment on my taste in women which some people is rather interested to know since i've been boiled down with bad luck of not having a girlfriend for so many years leaving lots of people suspecting that I could be rather picky setting the level too high for myself that I should actually look myself at the mirror more often.

Picky in the sense that that i'm forever looking for that one good glass of wine

than simply drinking whiskey coke over and over again for that fast thrill in a night club

So for the past few years, i've always had foreign western women as just too good to be true girls of the month.

Don't get me wrong, I know they're definitely way off my league.
If there was anything that says nothing is impossible, i know this is impossible.

But Seriously!!I'm quite ashamed of myself. I'm chinese and why look further when foreign men are going after all our chinese girls like

Michelle Yeoh

Shu Qi

Zhang Zi-yi

and many others..I mean hell!Most of the girls that i know who went overseas to study have english boyfriends.

What has happened to us chinese guys!!

Is it because of such attitude of looking at other foreign women that we forgot that the real beautiful women on earth is our own race!!

Being said, I am going all out pro-chinese. I'm china man now!! I present to you Just too good to be true girl of the month for this April.

Hyori Lee!!

ummm...What do you mean she's not chinese!! She's a Lee which means she's chinese right!!

She's Korean????

Ashamed i am.....Lee Hyori is Just too good to be true girl of the month.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Raid at Upper Penang Road

For days I was wondering, why can't the police catch those culprits who stole my air-cond compressors. Yes Guys..i'm still thinking...

I mean..Are they inefficient to catch thieves because of their slow proton cars and require something better?

Are they committed to their job of catching the real bad guys at the first place?

Are they too busy?

Is there a lack of personnel in their workforce?

Are the girls in our police workforce not pretty enough to motivate them to do their job properly?

Do they have a 9 to 5 work schedule which means that the thief can come out and steal people's things at night?

I really have no idea. But things became much clearer to me last weekend.

You see..Last weekend, instead of catching thieves, they were all here at Upper Penang Road.

"I decided to go to MOIS after my feeling of "outcastm" from QE2."

They were raiding night clubs like raining men Alleluyeah its raining men!!

They raided three night clubs in a row!! ALL IN ONE NIGHT!!

Okla not this type of raid....They normally come in plainclothes because Malaysian people are nice so guns and bullet-vests are not required.

What a show of efficiency!! I mean they were working while we were partying. That's definitely commitment there as well.

Anyhow, this is how SS(Slipperty Senorita) looks like when it is being raided at 1am. The doors are closed to lock you inside from escaping.

If there was anything, the police are not dumb. The raid was made for a reason just like how they left my air-cond compressor to be stolen over and over again to safe the world from green house gases.

They created a halal rave party outside to ensure that the younger generation were healthy people in the long run.

Thank you Police!I understand now how busy you are, committed you are, and motivated to catching the thief that stole my air-cond compressors! They're not here, they're in Kedah!!Stop checking for under-age girls.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Henessy Artistry in QE2

Last night, a few friends and I discussed on how our Saturday night would turn out which eventually happens to be the same thing every weekend.

We all agreed that we would pay QE2(a pub/restaurant by the jetty) a visit because we have not been there for awhile ever since MOIS Penang opened and the VIP ROOM which always seem too tempting.

We wanted to know how QE2 was getting along.

As we reached there, things became uncertain.

If you're wondering sometimes why a group of people gather outside before going into nightclubs, this was going to be one of the reason.

Entry to QE2 was at RM60 for that night.

The kind of money that could have been better spent on dates and improve on my relationship status.

Everyone was at doubt because blardy hell!!Everyone had the same kind of thoughts behind their back. Well if they did not have the same reason as me, at least they thought the money could be well used to help the needy.

After giving in some thought and checking our wallets and our future, we decided to go somewhere else cheaper that offers drink at an attractive one ringgit.

But as soon as we could do that, the gods decided to pour heavy rain.

A test to see how strong will we are in controlling our fate in the future.

Well, being this far, we decided to just walk further in before dooms day at the entry counter.

Along the path, things became much clearer to us on why the night costs RM60. An event was held there called the "Henessy Artistry"

There were sexy skinny tall skimpy dressed girls all outside to usher us into the club.

The kind of girls that would make us feel that RM60 was a small price to pay. I mean what is RM60 anyway. "WAHH damn cheap ler this club right!!"

Not only that, they even had a guy(the kind of a guy that parents would be ashamed off for his future) in a cubicle to play music the whole night that comes out of miserable small speakers.

I can imagine his parents shouting at him every night "WHY CAN'T YOU BE A DOCTOR OR A LAWYER?"

Soon, we were all RM60 poorer. Sorry mum and dad.

QE2 has changed.

They now have a nice big white retractable roof upon our heads to shelter us from heavy rain. This I must say helped alot in keeping such events alive in any weather conditions.

So, what was RM60 all about for such an event compared to a normal day.

There was a DJ on a stage with funny colored hair.

She was playing what i'd like to call it "NOISE". People who came for the event simply enjoyed this "Noise". Its a kind of music that only aliens from outer space would enjoy I feel.

The kind of music that has no meaning. The kind of music that simply lets people shake their head and ass for no apparent reason.

Not staying around there to see how the DJ was producing such noise, we decided to go upstairs.

Apparently, upstairs was filled with people from the higher class of society.

The kind of people who does not have to work for a living and still be able to drive an Aston Martin.

The kind of people that even if they do work with my kind of average pay, they could spend lavishly on girlfriends.

The kind of people who could tell the difference between an expensive leather shoe to a cheapo one. One glance at my shoe and they knew i was an outcast.

Now, this is where the real party is at. They were giving out free drinks which is of course promoting their Henessy brand.

There were also alot of beautiful girls in the room. Girls that fulfills my requirement of a Malaysian Dreamgirl.

If only, if only..

Sipping down my RM60 dollar worth of brandy, soon it was all over. Feeling as an outcast and with the unbearable noise being played over there, I decided to end the night early and get ready for next week to earn my money back by working extra hard.

Conclusion of the night: RM60 poorer and still a single man.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Take care of yourself first

Not being able to wait for the policeman to do something about our theft matter, we decided to handle the theft situation and not wait for another incident to happen again. We cannot keep on replacing our air-cond compressors forever.

So, for the past one week, my job destination changed to security manager.

One of the things I had to do was to get quotations for installation of CCTV (closed-circuit televition) to beef up our security defense.

That's right guys! We have gone one step forward towards the future for this half a century old company.

We are going to record those thieves and hopefully the police is able to do something about it.

Now, there are alot of companies supplying such security cameras due to the rising crime rate in Malaysia but after going through 5 to 6 quotations, they all had one thing in common.


Not only are they expensive, we also risk our cameras from getting stolen!

So being a half century old company, we only decided to go back to basics. Something our ancestors would do back in the old days against predators.

Something cheap and affective.

Welcome to our new defence.

This is not any normal two-line spiky fencing mind you. It will puncture the gloves normally affordable by these thieves that can bypass the normal spiky defense like below.

As a result, We look like a prison now. We are no longer friendly people anymore. You understand now why in Malaysia we have fencing and gates?

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Thieves in Kedah steals Air-cond compressors

Ok, some of you may not have read this in the newspapers because its such a small small thing and that it happens to very few unfortunate people.

People like me!!!


Lately, we have just lost 3 air-cond compressors all within a few weeks. (Apparently, these compressors fetches quite a good price in the market. Especially to those second hand dealers.)

Imagine going to work, switching on the air-cond, waiting for it to get cool, but then..


Now your first reaction would be the air-cond has lost its gas or the air-cond filter is filled with dust or oh well the radiator is simply dirty...

But in Kedah, you check whether the Air-Cond compressor is missing!!!

Now some of you may ask how could we possibly lose our air-cond compressor so many times..

Well..the first time (Who the blardy hell takes air-cond compressors)

Second time (Put it higher than average human height, obviously we underestimated how tall Kedahan people can be)

Third time (We locked the compressor, apaprently Locks are not good enough to secure the Air-cond Compressor from being stolen)




Reports after reports to the police is really not helping to catch this thieves...(that's why they just have new uniforms, and not new plans to curb crimes)

Maybe the police thinks this theft job could be the best way to reduce Global emissions of Co2...

please don't push us thieves..I mean really don't!! We are hot, its affecting our productivity at work, and we're really angry!


We are running out of "kind" ideas to stop you from taking away our compressors, we really don't want to go to the extend to electrocute you.

or leave our pets around to swallow you up.