Thursday, May 31, 2007

Gin's Target?

If there was any one time u wondered what my kind of girl would look like, here it is.

A few days ago, a friend of mine decided to send to me a file that had pictures of a girl who happens to be very close to my kind of target.

When i say target, i meant the kind of girl i'd like to have close to me all the time.

ALL THE TIME!!!

(Clearly this is ridiculous! There will be a time when u'd prefer her to be far away more than ever, but until then, just like any single man, SHE'S MINE!!ONLY MINE!!)

*selfish ain't it*

In short, a girlfriend.



Eagerly, i opened and looked into the pdf file. This is what he sent to me.



Isn't that beautiful!! Its girls like this that gives me a sense of enjoying my stay on Earth.

Looking at the picture, i quietly kept to myself.

"How did he know i like this kind of girl??"

It Can't BE!!!!

Maybe its just too good to be true that we share the same common taste in women. She's decent. Prefect Smile. Nice long hair. Slim enough for me.

She just seems perfect!!


OK, so maybe its just a coincidence that just me and him share the same kind of taste.


NOTTTT until i saw this.....




Sigghh...I guess its of no coincidence that just me and him have the same taste. DAMN!!! No wonder we're still single.

We'll keep dreaming...

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Spoke too soon

GOSH!!!Did i speak too soon??

All of a sudden all the wireless internet line has been WEP protected!!

I can't get free internet access anymore.

It can't be!!

I guess for the next few days i got to go and get an internet line. I really want to write something more but i guess dial-up is really not allowing me to.

Thank you for visiting my blog.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Booking Movie Tickets My Way

There are times when girls just love what i do because i always plan way ahead of time and make sure everything goes smoothly when the day comes.

It just seems that only a PERFECT girl is suitable for me and PERFECT girls are difficult to find. That's why i'm single.



*SHITZZZ!!I THINK I SHOULD HAVE CALLED THIS BLOG "TOO THICK SKIN"*

I'm going to be sooo single after this....umm wait a minute...I am single..DAMN!!


Anyway, this post is about booking movie tickets my way



which after reading, u'd better stay far away from me.

FAR AWAY!!

Now... this is how i'd do it to make sure i always have good seats on a Saturday (the only day when i'm free enough to enjoy)

Whenever there is a "Presumed to be good movie" out in the cinemas, i'll make sure that i do not quarrel with the rest of movie-goers to get seats.


I BOOK AHEAD through a website.

At the strike of midnight on Wednesday (A day i don't go clubbing because its a night for ladies), i'll make sure that i'll be one of the first to visit the Cinema website and book my tickets. You'd be surprised how many people book tickets online or through phone. So to assure myself of reservation, booking at the strike of midnight is the way. Only am i able to sleep in peace that i've got movie tickets Ready for Saturday.

Yes..I so happen to have an account in the website which i should be dumped a long time back.


You see at the strike of midnight on Wednesday, the system in the website automatically lets you book tickets for Saturday. The system only allows you to book 2 days ahead.

Book for 6 ppl
READY. U'd never know that a friend might find you useful when the day comes.


Take note: Only people who'd like to think that alot of friends would watch the movie together with him will do a thing like that.


Soo..When Saturday comes, watching a movie that popular is never a problem. Even if i'd have to watch it myself. Getting a ticket is no problem.


No need to queue up with other people, No need to go early in the morning to buy tickets in advance thinking there will not be any tickets left for the time that we want later the day. No worries of having a bad seat. No need to rush to get tickets. No dissapointments in watching the movie whatsoever.

but............................................................... what have i become,

A PATHETIC KIA-SU MALAYSIAN!! TERIMA KASIH!!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Proton Kakak-Tua GTI

PROTON!!!WHERE DID U GO??I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO SUPPORT YOU!! BUT MANA NEW MODEL??

There are times when i just feel that Proton should do the rite thing. Actually all the time.

I think they have failed in just about too many cars to realize that the designer of the car, really "does not deserve the job". ( I am just trying to be as nice as i can)

I think he or she should just not design anything. Do i even want to know his name?

Judging by the current situation with no new Proton models out yet, i'm thinking that the manufacturing company must be rather quiet at this moment.

Well, if i were the Proton Boss (which i will never ever be), I would just try to strike a deal with Volkswagen to come out with one of their models something like how Naza would do it.



Change a Peugeot 206 to their own name.

NAZA BESTARI. OHHH!!I JUST SO WANT TO DRIVE A NAZA BESTARI 206!!



Now, i don't really know alot about volkswagen cars being a Proton Boss( which i will never be), but i know just the right car to introduce to the market in Malaysia.

I decided that this should be the next model to be introduced to Malaysia.

Our very own "CAR"



I'll call it. The Proton Kakak-Tua GTI.

(Clearly i don't know any other names to put besides bird names)

Its come back time guys. I'll tell you. Its the moment of Proton to come back. Come on Proton. I think Volkswagen will be a good move.

Monday, May 21, 2007

The heart that beats for something else

Ever since i started work, my friends and I have changed our ways of having a good time together. (My friends comprises of people mainly from the working class.)



Our timetable of having a good time is so fixed unlike before.




It so happens that if nothing goes wrong and everyone seems to be interested to meet up, Saturday is the day where we spend time together.

Most of the time our meet up would simply end up at a MAMAK STALL in Penang (which must be next to the dirtiest drain i hope)


or

sitting at posh places like Bed where i would just simply ask for ice water since i don't earn alot and meet up with girls that are out of my league.


or

worst come to worst when we feel superbly cheapo, we would end up in a friends house to watch tv together over Astro and look like we're having a good time together.

Conclusion:The way of having our good time is to have a nice chat in a nice and quiet environment. We do not go to places just to be spotted like Clubs such as Glo, SS, MOMO's, etc. in Penang. Its just we don't anymore. There's just no sense in going to places like that when all we want is to chat. I mean its crazy to go such a noisy place and chat rite?

So since i've been coming back home pretty early, since most of our chat sessions mostly should pack up by latest 12, i have been visiting this website. Click on the following link: -


Heart that beats for something else



Hmmm...I'm missing something every Saturday night isn't it? DAMN!!!

Friday, May 18, 2007

2 VERY Close Friends

Judging by my blog visits, i can simply tell who my true friends are when i am in need of help.

I mean HELPPPP!!!

I mean come on..I was practically begging for it!!


Sad...Really sad...What else can i depend on you guys now if even a few clicks is just so difficult to contribute!!!

Relationship advise??



I know i'm just so sensitive ok.

Take note: The above was seriously just written for the fun of it. I clearly don't think that way. Its a way of how i'm going to introduce my post. I suck with introductions.


Ok, judging by my title and the mini "troubled mind" situation i had just now, you'd probably be thinking gosh...this is the time when i NAME my 2 very close friends!


MY ONLY 2 BEST OF THE BEST OF THE BEST OF FRIENDS IN THE WORLD!!

YOU READ ME!! ONLY 2 BEST BEST BEST FRIENDS THAT ONLY SUPPORTS ME!!


JUST 2!!

NOBODY ELSE!!

I HATE THE WORLD!!


THIS WHOLE WORLD IS FILLED WITH LIARS!!

MY LIFE IS PERFECT WITH THIS 2 PEOPLE.

THIS 2 FRIENDS ARE THE CLOSEST TO MY HEART!! THE REST ARE BACKSTABBERS!!

Take note: I don't suffer from Male PMS as well.

OK..enough of the crap..

Now for the real thing.

Ever since i had my first handphone to contact my close friends through mobile telecommunication, my number has never changed since.



I never found the need to. (maybe its because i rarely get phone calls nor have that many friends to call out?)
And that number so happens to come from DIGI!!

DIGI THE BEST PREPAID VALUE!!!



EVERY MONTH!!They come out with so much cool stuff THAT seriously, u don't even want to know what benefits that comes with it. You just join it!!

Like they came out with the most useful word to add in our Malaysian vocabulary.

FUUUUUUYOOOOOHHHHH!!!

ITS SO COOL!!THAT YOU JUST JOIN IT!!

But i did not join that..Because i'm so uncool..

All i just want is a good offer that suits my needs.

Cheap phone calls!!


And guess what...DIGI DOES KNOW HOW TO SUIT PEOPLES NEED!!ITS LIKE THEY READ MY MIND OR SOMETHING.

THEY CAME OUT WITH THE PREPAID FRIENDS AND FAMILY PLUS!!


So, since they've suit my needs for cheaper phone calls. I decided to subscribe for this package to make CHEAPER PHONE CALLS!! Uhhh..I think i said that twice..Yeah i mean its cheaper.

Let me share with you a little about this package that i just joined.

After subscribing to this package which will cost u RM3.00 every month (Its alot for poor people like me), we are able to make cheaper phone calls to not only friends and family of the same DIGI 016/014 number, but also to other telco's in Malaysia like Maxis, Celcom, etc..

You are able to have 6 friends and family number of 016/014 for cheaper rates at

0.15 cents a minute call
and 1 cents per sms.

NOW HERE COMES THE FUNNY PART!!

With the package, you are able to add 2 numbers from other telco's in Malaysia to enjoy

15 cents a minute call
and 15 cents per sms.

Obviously if you did not join this package, calling to other telco's would cost me

RM0.49 cents a minute and RM0.30 cents per sms.


THAT'S ALOT OK!!!LOW WAGE EARNERS LIKE ME HAVE NOTHING IN THE MIND BUT TO SAVE SAVE SAVE!!!

But there's a problem. I can only add 2 numbers!!!

Which means...For cheapo people like me.....I WILL NOT CALL OTHER TELCO LINES BUT ONLY TO THE NUMBERS THAT I ADD HERE! SO IF YOU DON'T HEAR MY PHONE CALL. YOU'RE NOT IN I SUPPOSE!!

IT ONLY MAKES SENSE RITE??I mean why else did i join this?

YOU BETTER NOT FRIEND THIS FELLAR I TELL YOU!heheheh...

Now..of course this 2 numbers have to definitely be very close to me. Or at least i call them alot.

Who could it be???

THE FIRST ONE TO TELL ME THE EXACT NAMES OF THOSE 2 WILL WIN

NOT 1



NOT 2



BUT 3 "TEH PENG'S"(a tea drink) ALL AT ONE TIME



WANNA TO GIVE IT A TRY?


*give more benefits to visit my blog*

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Tracking with statscounter on how popular i am...

OK!!Seriously...i know....

I'M JUST TOO THICK SKIN!!!

You see before i left friendsters blog to blogger.com, a friend of mine told me that with my blog, i would surely gain more than 20 to 30 visits a day.

Now, of course 20 to 30 visits from other people is seriously a big number.

Its like having your A+++++++ composition being shown to the entire class back in primary school.

Of course that never happened to me.
I was simply one of the students who had to be forced to read such compositions.

It really gave that "smart too quick for the rest of the class" student a higher esteem. A REALLY HIGHER ESTEEM!!

Did i prove my point yet that 20 to 30 visits is really something to me??

So...In order to have an accurate account of how many visits i get to my blog, I've decided to add a statcounter.

Yes!!A statcounter from www.statcounter.com



I know i'll never get the amount of visits that a girl would have by simply camwhoring one clubbing night to another with their half-showing boobs tight sexy dress.

Do you understand that what i write is all i've got left!!


I really got nothing else to show!!That's all i got as a guy on a blog! The fact that my composition back in my school days was never once envied puts me in a difficult position. Its as simple as if my blog is not worth reading, i'm gone here....

So humbly, HUMBLY!! i would like to ask that some of you just come by visit my blog like how u'd donate some coins to a begger by the road side every day.





Allll I just need is 20 visits a day to prove i'm worthy for a place at www.nuffnang.com

Please don't let a girl blogger let my ego(notice it comes from my name) dowwwnnn by saying "Isn't it good to be a girl??" I really need this 20 visits.

Come on guys!!Support your own kind!!I don't have to turn to this to get my visits rite??

Rite???







That was a Korean man to female mind you!!




I know you'd let me down...

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Welcome to my blog!

My internet line is very bad because i don't really have an internet line. Get what i mean?? So writing those 4 words above is not very easy.

(Just watched the pursuit of happyness, i'm slow i know...)

You see...being a poor man like me, i've not been able to own a "Streamyx".

So, armed with an old laptop (I was lucky, does not happen to many poor ppl) which i found inside a dustbin,



i had to leech around to find free internet connection to keep myself surviving in my very own blog.

There were 2 limited options for me to choose. Clearly as a poor man, i've got poor education as well. My options are limited to how much my brain can create and that's about it.

So there's 2 options,

a) Go to the nearest starbucks and use the wireless internet connection.
I couldn because i would be called a cheapo and that is something that no poor man can take. (clearly i'm called a cheapo because i wouldn buy a drink)




or



b) Knock somebody's door and say hey, i need to borrow your internet line for awhile
Try knocking a Malaysian House door and ask for water. Really!! Try!! Try!!

Now....i've always never believed in complaining about my downfalls. But whatever it is, being called a cheapo and borrowing was out of the question.

What was the best thing to do??

I mean stealing will never ever be an option because its just WRONG!!

Not because my teacher says its wrong. Its because stealing hurts somebody else.

So stealing is out of the option since hurting somebody else is never ever a good thing. I mean u wouldn like to be hurted as well rite??

But what if stealing does not hurt somebody else?

huh??

So i decided to take the third option.

c) Stay close to somebody's house that has wireless internet connection and that its not WEP protected.

This is not stealing. It does not hurt anybody. And its not borrowing because i'm not going to return it ( i mean i can't anyway).

What is it??

I guess i'll just live with the words of....

SHARING IS BELIEVING!! Did i get that rite??

Oh well, welcome to my blog anyway. Just for a short preview of what i've been writing all along, click on the following link. Thank you.

Just too good to be true at friendsters